Dedicate Yourself to Satan

Dedicate Yourself to Satan

Hail Satan !!

Praise Hail Satan

Had I as many souls as there be stars, I’d give them all for Mephistopheles!”
-Dr. Faustus

What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan?


Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to guide us when we get down, worried, or are experiencing problems.

He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy.

The foundation of Spiritual Satanism is in our finishing Satan’s work upon humanity. This is the goal of the godhead, and is accomplished through power meditation. Humanity is currently at a very low level spiritually. When we begin to meditate, we experience profound positive changes within our lives. Satan and his Demons (The Original Gods) protect us and look out for us as we transform and achieve personal power. With Satan, we have protection that outsiders do not have. We can advance in the powers of the mind and soul as far as we wish. For outsiders, this can prove dangerous.

Satan also gives us knowledge. “I lead to the straight path without a book.”
As we transform and grow, our lives change for the better and we are much happier. We learn through Satan how to take control of our own lives and destiny instead of being at the mercy of fate. We learn to heal ourselves, and to fulfill our own desires, using the powers of our mind and soul.In making a commitment, we engage a formal ritual. This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers (stolen and corrupted from Eastern mantras) in front of a bunch of idiots.With knowledge and research, we can prove beyond all doubt that the nazarene, “jehova” and ilk are all fictitious characters, stolen from and corrupted concepts to remove all spiritual knowledge so that a “chosen” few can rule the world using powers of the mind and soul.

For further information, please visit so many have been forcefully indoctrinated with these characters, and what they stand for (Enemies of Satan), we renounce them permanently in the dedication ritual. This proves to be psychologically healthy and liberating.

The initiation ritual is very personal, unless you decide to have friends participate, or are doing it as part of a group.You will need:

  • 1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
  • A sterilized needle or razor
  • Download and repeat the oath below
  • A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)
  • Display Proudly

(The word are much clearer on the full size image)

Satanic CertificateDownload the Full Size Satanic Certificate  


It is important to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the index finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.Sign your name in blood.

Recite the oath either aloud or in your headFold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.At the end of the ritual, close with the words “So mote it be.” And a Big “HAIL SATAN!!”

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Oh Satan You Are The King

Oh Satan you are the king
It is you that makes me want to sing
Satan is the name of the true master
Who can save the world much faster
than that lousy Jesus Christ

Satan gives real meaning to life
God brings the world much strife
I love Satan like the Pope loves lies
Jesus Christs corpse is covered in flies.

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If There Really Is A God

If There Really is a God?

Does God Exist?

If God does exist than he is a fucking asshole. I was raised going to church every Sunday and was brainwashed in believing in the existence of God. As I got older, I am 43 now, my financial life started falling apart. It has been said that money can’t buy happiness but I say BULLSHIT. The lack of money and worrying about paying bills can really bring stress and aggravation to life to the point where I don’t know how much more of this worry I can take. I just might kill myself, I actually won’t but I understand why some people do off themselves.

I was raised under the notion that no matter what is wrong in your life just bring it to God in prayer and he will help, WHICH I DID for years. Over the past five years as I felt my financial life going down the toilet so I did pray for guidance. I didn’t pray for riches, I just wanted some guidance to make the right choices toward financial security. All the choices I made have been the wrong choices and led me to being absolutely broke. Being broke leads to a miserable life.

If God does exist, he has not given me any guidance at all. He has ignored all my prayers and my financial life has collapsed. I am broke and miserable but I do not blame God because I no longer believe there is a God. Like I said, if there is a God than he is a fucking asshole.

If there is a God he is just using humans as play things. We are just chess pieces in his game of misery. These feelings I have are the reason I created this website. I don’t necessarily believe in the existence of Satan either but if I have to choose, I choose Satan.

How to get to Heaven

To go to Heaven you have to deny yourself things that feel good. It is threats of a Hell-bound afterlife that scare people toward God and Heaven. I don’t care what god-based religion we are talking about, they are all the same bullshitters. Satanism is the exact opposite. I am not talking about the murderers and true evil people that blame Satan for there evil thoughts and actions. True Satanists do not care for killing, Satanism is about putting yourself on the list of people you care about.

In conclusion:

There is no God and there is no Satan. If you have to choose a religion than choose Satanism. It is the way to go.

 Here is an example of the types of prayers I make now:

Dear God,

If you are up there, FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU and your son !!

Thanks for nothing.

Your former follower,


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Satanic TShirts

Satanic T-Shirts

Satanic TShirts are finally available. Get yours today:


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Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap

Spinal Taps’s Christmas with the Devil

Videos for Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap

The first videos is Spinal Tap’s studio version of “Christmas with the Devil” showing the artwork.

The second is from The Arsenio Hall Show

and finally here is a ‘Jazzy” Version of Christmas with the Devil. Performed by Judith Owen with Harry Shearer (Spinal Tap’s Bass player) on the upright bass. Pretty funny stuff

The lyrics for Christmas with the Devil:

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains

Christmas with the Devil

The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames

Christmas with the Devil

There’s a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There’s someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away

Christmas with the Devil

There’ll be no Father Christmas
‘Cause it’s Evils holiday

Christmas with the Devil

No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don’t be left out in the cold
You don’t need no invitation, no…
Your ticket is your soul

Other Funny Stuff:

A Satanic Winnie the Pooh

Tenacious D – Finds the Humor in Satan

Satan Humor – The Hail Satan Network

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Ouija Board – Game or Dangerous?

Is the Ouija Board Just a Game or is it Dangerous?

Ouija Board Game

by Lou Cifer

Ouija Board game story:

I have heard stories about the Ouija Board. A friend of mine and several other people were “playing” with the Ouija Board Game. The atmosphere seemed deep as they all laid their hands on the Ouija Board guide and ask for a spirit to communicate with them. After a few minutes the guide started moving aimlessly around the Ouija Board until a question was asked, “Who are you?”.

The Ouija Board guide then started spelling out the name Joesph Fields. At this time the contact with this spirit is questionable because anyone could be moving the guide around the Ouija Board. They then asked the Ouija Board other questions, such as “When were you born?”, “Where did you live?” and “When did you die?”.

All questions were answered. The information they got from this entity was as follows:

Name: Joesph Field

Born: February 1832

Died: February 1907

He was born in Ohio, lived and worked there. He then became a Civil War solider and died after the war at an old age. This information was researched and found to be true. Joesph Fields was a real person and all the information retrieved by the Ouija Board was accurate.

One of the people participating in this Ouija Board session might have known all this information before hand and decided to fake it to mess with everyones mind but not one of them admitted to this and the general belief is it was real.

Can the Ouija Board game be dangerous?

It has been said the Ouija Board can bring an evil demon or another malicious entity into our world or our dimension. It has also been said that an evil or malicious entity will pretend to be benevolent for the purpose of attach itself to a living human. Many people have claimed to feel this evil presence after fooling around with the Ouija Board.

Do you believe in an afterlife or spirits whether they are human spirits, angels or  demons?

WARNING: Use the Ouija Board at your own risk.

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